Tag: funny
group name: writerscove
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July 12, 2007 11:53 AM EDT --
This anonymous e-mail was in my box this morning:
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into . . . more
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January 13, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
Boredom was the bane of Nephi's existence. Like most boys his age,
Nephi loved to kick balls, make mud pies, or smite stones with rods.
But such activities are impossible while riding a camel. . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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December 24, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
How many Jewish Mamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. You whant I should wait? Thats ok, I can wait in the dark. All alone by myself.
Don't worry about me, just leave me, I'll . . . more
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . . more
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . . more
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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February 19, 2007 08:50 PM EST --
Some travelers remember trips by pushing pins into maps. Me, I have wounds. Baja California, Mexico: gash, left foot. Vietnam: strained tendon, right foot. New York City: tweaked elbow. Really, . . . more
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April 29, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
We seem to have landed smack in the middle of the Age of History Correction. The DaVinci Code raised questions about Mary Magdalene, the Gospel of Judas questions whether the world's all-time snitch . . . more
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April 25, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
EXPEND - What one does after eating beans, (snicker, snicker).
SPENDEX - A drunk trying to say spandex
SPENSIVE - What everything is when you're broke (you got me - spensive tain't a . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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September 24, 2007 09:16 AM EDT --
Just because the boxes are unpacked doesn't mean you have to sell the car.
My move is over, technically speaking: the cardboard boxes are flat-folded at the recycle place; this . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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May 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Recently I lost a contest, and half a large filling, to a piece of butterscotch candy. I was in the theater watching a Julia Roberts movie. There was a scene in her bedroom. That’s when I popped . . . more
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May 25, 2007 07:51 PM EDT --
"Women tend to keep bathroom things and men tend to keep refrigerator things."
I'm in the process of moving so I've got stuff on the brain. I'm tossing out the stuff I don't . . . more
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June 05, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
"If you have a grandfather and a father living under the same roof, how do you handle Father's Day?"
June 17th is Father's Day, a pale imitation of Mother's . . . more
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